Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
but… there is this thin wire around the center, all You have to do is cut it and the candle will stop playing…
Celebs Accepting ALS ice bucket challenge (Part 2)
Still the best scene in the finale. Hands down.
Best tweett ever, By Thomas Hiddleston
We are but a mere spec of dust particles floating in this breathtaking atmosphere of beauty and divinity ✨
Oh hey look, supporting cast for season 9
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CHARACTERS THAT ARE LITERALLY THE ELEMENTS
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
@AnthonyMackie: @ChrisEvans Challenge accepted! Sebastian and I nominate @realmichaelpena, @FindtheWalker and @jenniferkontax #ALS
Do you ever just stop and think
Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?
all the time
Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
PLUTO IS CRYING